'Andikaze ndibekho' nguumdlalo wokuthethaolo hlobo lokusebenzisa iinyaniso kuphela ezivela kumdlalo weklasikhi 'Inyani okanye ndifunge?'Nabani na ukusuka ebantwaneni ukuya kubantu abadala angadlala ngokutshintsha nje imibuzo kunye nendlela abaphendula ngayo abadlali.
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Kolu lonwabo,ukwazi-umdlalo wakhoabadlali bayatshintshana babuza imibuzo eqala, 'Andikaze ndibekho,' kwaye baphele ngesenzo esinye okanye isenzo.
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Imigaqo yokudlala andikaze ndakhe
'Andikaze ndibekho' kukwabizwa ngokuba 'Andikaze' kwaye 'Wakha Waba Nakho?' kwaye iqale xa umntu omnye ebuza ukuba ukhona umntu owenze into ethile. Nabani na owenze isenzo esikhankanyiweyo emva koko wohlwaywa ngandlela thile, njengokuphulukana nobomi emdlalweni okanye ukuthatha isibindi. Kwezinye iinguqulelo zomdlalo, abadlali abangawenziyo umsebenzi ngabo baya kohlwaywa.
Ukudlala ngamanqaku
Inkqubo yamanqaku ilungile kumaqela abantwana okanye ulutsha kuba iimpendulo zikhokelela kwiziphumo ezingenabungozi Kukho iindlela ezimbini zokudlala usebenzisa amanqaku:
- Umdlali ngamnye uqala ngamanqaku ali-10 (iminwe yabo elishumi imele amanqaku) kwaye balahle inqaku elinye kwisenzo ngasinye abasenzileyo. Xa umdlali engenamanqaku ashiyekileyo aphume kumdlalo.
- Cwangcisa umda wexesha lomdlalo kwaye unike inqaku elinye ngalo lonke ixesha umntu anokuthi 'ndinayo.' Umntu onamanqaku amancinci ekupheleni kwexesha nguye ophumeleleyo.
Uhlobo lokusela
Abantu abadala abangaphezu kweminyaka engama-21 bahlala bedlala oku njengomdlalo wokusela nabahlobo. Qho xa uphendula 'ndinayo,' kufuneka uthathe isiselo okanye udubule. Ukusetha ixesha kunye nokusela umda womdlalo kunceda ekuqinisekiseni ukuba akukho mntu unxila kakhulu.
Iziphumo zokuyila
Ukuba ufuna ukwenza umdlalo usebenze ngakumbi, sebenzisa iziphumo zoyilo ezinje:
- Yenza abadlali abangazange bayenze baxelise ukuyenza
- Bonke abadlali abayenzileyo batshintshe izihlalo ukuze bonke bahlale ecaleni komnye
- Yitya into ecekisekayo, engaqhelekanga, okanye i-snack emnandi
Yazana
Imibuzo yemibuzo enje 'Andikaze ndakhe' kwaye 'Unga'sebenza kakuhle njengeimisebenzi yomkhenkceokanye amaqela abahlobo abasenyongweni bafunde iinyani ezonwabisayo ngomnye nomnye. Ngoku ukuba uzifundile zonke ezi ngcebiso ufumana inqaku kuba ungaphendula 'ndinayo' kwingxelo 'Andikaze ndilifunde eli nqaku!'
