Ukuba ngumzali kunzima. Sebenzisa iikowuti zomama ezihlekisayo ukukunceda ufumane usuku. Zilolongezo olukhulu ukongeza kwikhadi okanye kwi-tweet ngoSuku loMama. Sebenzisa ezi ngcaphuno zomama zokuqala kunye nezidumileyo kunye namazwi okukuhlekisa.
Iimpawu zoMama eziMnandi kunye namaZwi
Wonke umntu ufuna ukuhleka ngokufuthi. Ukuhleka kugcina oomama bangaphambuki okanye bevalelwe. Jonga ezinye ezihlekisayoiikowuti kunye neentetho kuphela koomamaUya kuqonda nguJennifer Betts.
- Ngaba ulwile nebhere? Ewe, ndayisusa i-splinter kumnwe oneminyaka emi-2 ubudala. Ndicinga ukuba sitsho.
- Ukuba kukho intsomi yamazinyo, kubonakala kufanelekile ukuba kufanele kubekho intsomi yewayini kunye nentsomi yokuhlamba impahla. Abantwana akufuneki bafumane yonke imilingo.
- Bendihlala ndicinga ukuba ukusonga ukuhlamba bekukwenzela amateurs de ndilahlekelwe ngumntwana kwindawo ecocekileyo yokuhlamba impahla. Yhu.
- Ingcaciso eyinyani yomonde: Ukuhamba emva kokuba umntwana wakho ekhalile kakhulu kukuthumela ukuba ubaleke uye kwigumbi lokuhlala, ubethe unyawo lwakho, kwaye uzibuze ukuba liphi igazi ukuze bathi, 'Undichukumisile.'
- Ukunyathela emgodini womhlaba weLego ngo-4: 30 kusasa ngelixa ubambe usana kwaye ungawi kufanelekile ukuba kube ngumdlalo weOlimpiki.
- Ngaba ukhe wabatyeshela abantwana bakho xa besithi, 'Mama,' ukubona nje ukuba baya kude kangakanani? Ukuza kuthi ga ngoku siyifikile kwi-256.
- Sukuthumela iziQendu zoSapho lwam (ezihlekisayo kunye nezentsusa)
- Bear Jokes zaBantwana
- Ucwangcisa njani uKhefu lweNtsapho olungalibalekiyo
Igumbi lokuhlambela lokuThengisa iiModeli zoMama oMnandi
Ukuba ungumama, kulungile emva kwexesha elide ukuba uye kwigumbi lokuhlambela wedwa. Akukho sidingo sokukhathazeka, ukuba ukhe waduka, ngokuqinisekileyo abantwana bakho baya kukufumana. Fumana ukuhleka kwezi ngcaphuno ezihlekisayo malunga nendawo yokuhlambela.
- Uyazi ukuba ungumama xa uyeka ukuphupha emini malunga nesigidi seedola kwaye uqala ukuphupha malunga nokuba kungamangalisa njani ukuya kwigumbi lokuhlambela wedwa. -UJennifer Betts
- Andiqinisekanga ukuba xa ndisiya kwindlu yangasese yajika yaba yintlanganiso yosapho, kodwa ngokuqinisekileyo kufuneka ndinxibelelane no-HR. Yima, ndim lowo. -UJennifer Betts
- Uyazi ukuba wakube unabantwana ungaze uphinde uzichame wedwa? Ubuncinci enye yazo ihlala ikho nawe ngamaxesha onke. - UJennifer Garner
- Unokuma kwindlu yangasese kwaye utshixe ucango kwaye iminwe yabo emincinci isaya kugxila phantsi komnyango njengoko bebuza, 'Mama ukhona?' -UJennifer Betts
- Umama uyiqonda ngokwenyani intsingiselo yomsindo wokubulala xa umntwana wakho ehamba edlula wonke umntu endlwini ukuze akufumane kwigumbi lokuhlambela ukuze uvule i-gurt yabo. -UJennifer Betts
Umama ohlekisayo ucaphula eziya kukwenza uLOL
Ngaba ukulungele ukuhleka ngokuvakalayo? Ezi ngcaphuno ezivela kumama ohlekisayo zinokuba nobisi oluphuma empumlweni yakho.
- Xa abantwana bakho bekwishumi elivisayo, kubalulekile ukuba nenja ukuze umntu othile endlini onwabe akubone. - UNora Ephron
- Kwiminyaka elishumi elinambini kamva iinkumbulo zobo busuku, zokulahlwa bubuthongo, zisandenza ndigungqe ndibuye umva kancinci. Ufuna ukungcungcuthekisa umntu? Banike umntwana othandekayo abamthandayo ongalaliyo. - UShonda Rhimes
- Hayi, iintsana! Zingaphezulu kwezidalwa ezithandekayo onokuzibek 'ityala ii-farts zakho. Njengabantu abaninzi abanomntwana omnye, ndiyincutshe kuyo yonke into kwaye ndiza kukuxelela, ungacelwanga, indlela yokukhulisa umntwana wakho! - UTina Fey
- Yeka ukuthi 'sikhulelwe.' Awukhulelwe. Ngaba kuya kufuneka ucofe umntu olingana nevatala ngaphandle kwendawo yakho yenenekazi? Hayi. - UMila Kunis
- Akukho mntu wandixelela ukuba ndiza kubuya ekhaya ngamanabukeni, nawo. - UChrissy Teigen
- Uneminyaka emibini ubudala ubhekisele kwiipokotho zebhatyi yakhe 'njengemingxunya yokutya' kwaye le yinto endiya kuhlala ndibabiza ngayo. - URebecca Caprara
Umama ohlekisayo ucaphula malunga nokulala
Ukuqhula kukaMama ngokulala ngalo lonke ixesha, kodwa xa kuziwa ekufumaneni umntwana wokuqala, kuyinyani yokwenyani. Hleka malunga neentlungu zakho zokulala ngezi zicaphuno zomama ezihlekisayo.
- Ukulala okosana kukuxoka. Ndifuna ukulala notatomkhulu wam kuMbulelo. -UJennifer Betts
- Vuka ukuya kubantwana ababini kunye nekhitshi eligutyungelwe ngumgubo. Kodwa ndilele kwade kwayintsimbi yesi-7 kusasa ngoko ke siza kuyibiza loo mpumelelo. -UJennifer Betts
- Mntwana: Mama ndiyoyika kukho irhamncwa phantsi kwebhedi yam. Mama: Ukuba kukho irhamncwa phantsi kwebhedi yakho, nceda umxelele ukuba afunde amabali akho kwaye akufumanele iziselo, lixesha lokuba azuze ukugcina kwakhe. -UJennifer Betts
- Ngaba ukhe waqaphela ukubaUkudibana phakathi kwabantakwenuayikhe ibe nkulu kunalapho igama 'lokulala' lithethwe? Kubonakala ngathi ngamxhelo mnye ziba ne-dehydrated, izilo ezinyinyithekayo azoyiki nto kwaphela. -UJennifer Betts
- Ukulala okwangoku kungumbono nje, into endijonge ukuyiphanda kwikamva. - UAmy Poehler
- Kukuhlekisa okuhlekisayo ukuba umntwana wakho angalala iiyure ezi-3 ezidlulileyo ngexesha lokulala aze avuke ngo-6 kusasa- UJennifer Betts
Umama ohlekisayo ucaphula malunga nokutya
Xa ungumama, kufana nokuba uhlala upheka kodwa ungatyi. Yenza ukuhleka kwezi ngcaphuno zokutya ezihlekisayo ukuze ukhanyise nayiphi na imini yomama.
- Kuvele kum ukuba uninzi lwendlela enditya ngayo yenziwe ngokutya okungagqitywanga ngumntwana wam… - UCarrie Underwood
- Andizange ndicinge ebomini bam kuya kufuneka ndikhwaze ngaphezulu kwesihlandlo esinye, 'Sukuyikhotha loo nto.' Kodwa ndandingalunganga. Owu, ndiphazama kangakanani. -UJennifer Betts
- Olo bala limdaka kwiminwe yakho linokuba yitshokholethi, kodwa kunokwenzeka ukuba akunakuba njalo. Kungcono ungayibeki emngciphekweni. -UJennifer Betts
- Ukuba ngumama: Lo mzuzu xa ukhangela umntwana wakho ongafanelekanga weelekese waseHalloween omdle izolo ebusuku. -UJennifer Betts
- Into ebaluleke kakhulu kumama wakhe kukuba iminyaka engamashumi amathathu wayekhonza usapho ngaphandle kwento eseleyo. Isidlo sokuqala asizange sifumaneke. - UCalvin Trillin
Amazwi kaMama ahlekisayo malunga nokuba ngumzali
Xa isizaukuba ngumzali, ngamanye amaxesha kufuneka uhleke. Thatha inyathelo ubuye umva kwaye ube nokuhleka okuhle ngezi zicaphuno zomama ezihlekisayo malunga nokuba ngumzali.
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Ukuba abantwana bakho bakunika intloko, landela izikhokelo kwibhotile yeasprini, ngakumbi icandelo elithi hlala kude nabantwana. - USusan Savannah
- I-Kryptonite yawo wonke umama, isiQhelo esiQhelekileyo! -UJennifer Betts
- Ngaba ukhe wambona umntwana wakho ezama ukutya intonga yebhotolo kwaye uzibuze ukuba kutheni abazali betyebile? -UJennifer Betts
- Uyazi ukuba ikarma iphumelele lo mjikelo xa ujonga emehlweni entombazana yakho eneminyaka eli-15 ubudala. -UJennifer Betts
- Akukho mzuzu mkhulu wokuba ngumama kunokusela ikofu uwedwa kwindlu ezolileyo. -UJennifer Betts
- Kubuzali, ukuthula kukrokrela ngokukhawuleza okukhulu. -UJennifer Betts
- Iminyaka emi-5 yokuqala yokuba ngumzali ifana nomdlalo we-2 ekuseni we-twister ebhedini yakho. Kwaye uhlala ungoyiki. -UJennifer Betts
- I-80% yobuzali icinga ukuba yeyiphi le mess messy is. -UJennifer Betts
- Ngaphandle kokuba umama akayifumani, akukho nto ilahlekileyo ngokwenene. -UJennifer Betts
- Ngethuba lokuqala xa unxiba ibhulukhwe yeyoga, uyayiqonda into yokuba umntwana wakho uyithiyile ibhulukhwe. -UJennifer Betts
- Ukuba ukuba ngumzali kwakulula njengokutyeba, siya kuthi sonke senziwe. -UJennifer Betts
- Uvavanyo lokwenyani lomonde lubukele umntwana wakho ezama ukuziphulela idyasi yakhe xa ushiywe lixesha. -UJennifer Betts
Kufuneka Uhleke
Ukuba akukho enye into, kufuneka uhleke xa usiba ngumzali. Kungenxa yokuba ukuba awukwenzi oko ngokuqinisekileyo uya kukhala. Kwaye uncumo luhlala lungcono! Sebenzisa ezi ngcaphuno ukunika umama owaziyo ukuhleka okanye ubongeze kwiUsuku lomamaisipho.
