Ngaba ujonga iziqhulo zasekholejini ezihlekisayo? Uninzi lweziqhulo zekholeji ezaziwa kakhulu kunye neeprank zezi zinxulumene nobomi bemihla ngemihla kunye nokufunda kwaye ziyilelwe ukuba zihlekise ngezinto ezininzi ezinokubangela uxinzelelo ngelixa usekholejini. Xelela isiqhulo esihlekisayo ngelixa ufunda nabahlobo okanye kwixesha elizayo xa usetheko kwaye kufuneka uqhekeze umkhenkce.
Amahlaya eKholeji
Zininzi iintlobo zeekholeji ezihlekisayo kwiindawo ezahlukeneyo zomdla. Iindawo eziqhelekileyo zekholeji zeekholeji zibandakanya:
- Iziqhulo Party
- Ibhola kunye nehlaya lezemidlalo
- Ukufunda iziqhulo
- Amahlaya malunga neejors
- Amahlaya malunga neemvavanyo
- Amahlaya ngobomi bekholeji
- Iingcebiso zeKholeji yokuSebenzisa
- Amantombazana eKholeji afuna iMali
- UOprah Winfrey Scholarship
Amahlaya ePati
Zininzi eziqhelekileyoIkholejiiziqhulo zidlala ngombono wokuba ikholeji ubukhulu becala yipati. Umzekelo isiqhulo, 'Ndaya kwikholeji kwaye yonke into endiyifumeneyo yayisisisihla.' Ezinye iziqhulo eziqhelekileyo zibandakanya imisebenzi yokusela ipati, njengokuzilimaza ngexesha lomdlalo webhiya. Iziqhulo zihlala zenzelwe ukuhlekisa ngabo bachitha lonke ixesha labo emathekweni kwaye kungabikho xesha laneleyo kwigumbi lokufundela.
Zama oku kuqhula kwiqela lakho elilandelayo:
Njani umzalwana wobuzalwana wafumana iqhubu entlokweni yakhe? Impendulo: Wayezama ukuma.
Amahlaya ekhatywayo neMidlalo
Amahlaya malunga nemidlalo yasekholejini kunye neejoksi lolunye uhlobo oluqhelekileyo lokuqhula. Abaninzi bahlekisa ngeejoksi 'njengezidenge' okanye abanamdla kwinqanaba lezifundo zekholeji ngelixa abanye banokuhlekisa ngendlela iqela lebhola ekhatywayo lesikolo elibi ngayo.
Omnye umzekelo weziqhulo zemidlalo zezi:
- Kuthatha ntoni ukuba umdlali webhola aphumelele iklasi? Impendulo: Veza.
- Zingaphi iijokhu ezithathayo ukugqibezela iphepha lekota? Akukho, yiyo le nto ukuhlala nomntu onobuhlakani kuye!
Amahlaya amakhulu kunye nokuFunda
Amahlaya amaninzi aqhelekileyo ekufundeni iingcinga zabafundi ababandakanyeka kwizifundo zabo kangangokuba balibale yonke enye into. Ihlaya eliqhelekileyo elisebenza kunye neyona majors:
Kutheni le nto umfundi wobunjineli ephose umhla wakhe? Impendulo: Wayexakeke kakhulu kukufunda.
Njengoko kukho isixa esikhulu sejors kwiikholeji ezininzi, kukho iziqhulo ezilungiselelwe nganye nganye. Zininzi iziqhulo ezihlekisayo ngombono wokuba ubugcisa benkululeko bulula. Ukuhlekisa ngefilosofi enkulu, omnye unokuthi konke abakwenzayo bahlala phantsi komthi kwaye bacingisise ngehlabathi elibangqongileyo.
Uvavanyo Jokes
Zininzi iziqhulo eziqhelekileyo ezibandakanya ukuvavanywa kweekholeji. Ihlaya elinye elihlekisayo yile:
Unjingalwazi unegumbi lokufundela elizaliswe ngabafundi malunga nokuthatha ifilosofi yokugqibela. Umbuzo kuphela kuvavanyo ngulo 'Kutheni?' Bonke abafundi baqala ukubhala ngomkhuhlane. Omnye umfundi, nangona kunjalo, ubhala athi, 'Kutheni?' kunye namagqabi. Unjingalwazi unika uA.
Iziqhulo zoBomi beKholeji
Ezinye zehlaya ezaziwa kakhulu zibandakanya ubomi beekholeji. Zininzi iindlela zokucinga ukuba abafundi beekholeji bahlwempuzekile kwaye banamaqhinga. Amanye amahlaya anokubandakanya ubuzalwana okanye ubuqhetseba kunye nokuhlekisa ngabo bajoyinayo. Ezinye iziqhulo malunga nobomi beekholeji zibandakanya:
- Yeyiphi indlela ebalaseleyo yokugcina imali ngekholeji? Impendulo: Sebenzisa iyure evuyayo njengeyona ndlela iphambili yokutya.
- Abazali ababini babethetha ngenye imini omnye ebuza omnye ukuba unyana wabo uthatha ntoni kwikholeji. Waphendula wathi: Uthatha yonke idenariyo endinayo!
- Wazi njani ukuba ubusekholejini ixesha elide kakhulu? Impendulo: Abazali bakho baphelelwa yimali!
- Kuthatha ixesha elingakanani ukuhlangana kwabazalwana ukutshintsha ibhalbhu? Impendulo: Akukho. Yizo izithembiso ezenzelwe zona!
- Ungafumana phi amantombazana asentweni? Impendulo: Ukudanisa ngaphezulu kweetafile.
- Kutheni le nto ukufunda kungcono kunokwabelana ngesondo? Impendulo: Ungagqiba kwangoko ngaphandle kokuziva uneentloni.
Iziqhulo eziSebenzayo
Enye into eqhelekileyo yokuhlekisa ekholejini ngamahlaya asebenzayo. Ubomi bokuhlala bekholeji ngokukodwa buyaziwa ngabafundi abadlalayo kunye namaqhinga omnye komnye. Ezinye izinto ezikhuselekileyo kodwa ezingenangqondo zekholeji zibandakanya:
- Indawo yangasese efaka iingcango kwindawo yokulala
- Ukuzalisa igumbi lokulala ngeebhaluni
- Ukunkqonkqoza ezindlini ezinzulwini zobusuku emva koko uzifihle
- Ukuseta iwotshi yealam ye-alamu yakho
- Ukuhambisa ibhedi yomntu ohlala naye ngaphandle engceni
- Ukutshintsha amagama kwiingcango zegumbi lokulala
Uxinzelelo loxinzelelo
Nokuba ukhetha amahlaya okanye i-pranks, ukuhleka okuhle kunokunceda ukunciphisa uxinzelelo kubomi benkampu. Xa iimeko ziba nzulu kakhulu, khanyisa imo ngokuhlekisa ngoburharha okanye iprank engenangqondo eya kwenza wonke umntu okujikelezile ahleke kwaye abeke uncumo ebusweni babo ngalo lonke ixesha becinga ngalo.
