Bhiyozela umhlalaphantsi nge-bang, okanye okona kubaluleke ngakumbi,ibhaladi. Lixesha lokuba unyumbaze umntu osebenza naye okanye ithambo elihlekisayo losapho ngokuzonwabisaimibongoyomhlalaphantsi. Ngelixa wonke umntu evakalisa nje iminqweno yakhe ngendlela yakudala, unokuba bubomi betheko ngokucengceleza umbongo ohlekisayo othatha umhlala-phantsi ngendlela esuk 'entliziyweni.
Imibongo ehlekisayo yokuthatha umhlala-phantsi kubantu osebenza nabo
Kuya kubakho ukubamba okuhle xa uthumela umntu osebenza naye ukuba ayonwabele iminyaka yakhe yomhlala phantsi. Kunokuba mnandi ukuhambisa enye yeenkondlo zomhlala phantsi ezihlekisayoipati yomhlala-phantsiibanjelwe emsebenzini, okanye unokufaka nje enye kwikhadi lokuvuyisana.
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Usuku Lufikile
nguKelly Roper
Mhla wawucinga ukuba ngekhe ubone,
Sele efikile.
Kwaye nangona wawukhe wakholwa,
Gosh darn, usaphila.
Ukwazile ukusinda kwiminyaka yakho yokusebenza
Kwaye umhlala phantsi uyakhanya phambi kwakho.
Umlingane wakho unokukukhathaza ngokusisigxina ngoku,
Kwaye abantwana bakho basaya kukucaphukisa.
Ewe, le iyakuba yiminyaka yenu yegolide
Ukuphila ubomi ngendlela othanda ngayo.
Ungadlala igalufa kunye nokuhamba ngamandla kwiivenkile ezinkulu,
Ubuncinci ude uphume emadolweni.
Ungathatha umzobo ukuba uyathanda,
Kwaye uchithe yonke imihla upeyinta iintyatyambo,
Kuze kube yilapho isandla sakho sinyuka
Emva kokubamba ibrashi iiyure.
Sukuba nexhala lokunxiba yonke imihla,
Uzuze ilungelo lokuhlala kwiipijama zakho.
Into ekufuneka uyenzile kukuvula iTV,
Bukela nemidlalo yakho yasemva kwemini.
Ngamanye amaxesha ubomi bunokudika,
Ngokukodwa xa ungekho ndawo.
Unokuthatha izinto zokuzonwabisa ezinomdla,
Njengokwenza iipuzzle okanye ukubukela iintaka zihleli emthini.
Ewe, umhlala phantsi uphakame kakhulu,
Kodwa inye into ongamele uyilibale.
Logama nje ungaphezulu komhlaba hayi ezantsi,
Ukuthatha umhlalaphantsi kungcono kwiqashiso.
Umhla WOKUPHELELWA
nguKelly Roper
Ngokuthandabuza, siyabhengeza loo nto
(Igama) lifikelele kumhla wokuphelelwa lixesha.
Ukuhlala apha siqeshwe nathi,
Kusemva kwexesha kakhulu.
Uyazi ukuba sonke siya kumkhumbula,
Ewe, ubuncinci.
Ukuze wonwabe njengoko besisazi,
Ngamanye amaxesha unokuba yinto eguqukayo.
Kodwa siyahlekisa, konke kumnandi,
Kwaye siqinisekile ukuba angathatha ihlaya.
Bajonge nje abahlobo xa kunokwenzeka acaphuke,
Kuba sivile ukuba upakisha into eninzi.
Kuzo zonke izinto ezingathandekiyo, (Igama), uyazi ukuba siyakuthanda,
Kwaye ndifuna ukuthi,
Ngethamsanqa ngalo lonke ikamva lakho,
Nosuku oluhle lomhlala-phantsi!
Uthatha umhlalaphantsi namhlanje
nguKelly Roper
Uthatha umhlala phantsi namhlanje,
Kwaye sifuna ukuninqwenelela okuhle.
Ingabonakala ngathi usasebenza apha,
Kodwa imiqondiso embalwa iyakuxela ngokuqinisekileyo.
Akusekho khonkco zekomityi yekofu
Kwiingxelo eziphantsi komgangatho,
Kwaye xa uziva unxunguphele,
Asiyi kuva ukubuya kwakho okuneziqholo.
Igunjana lakho alisayi kuphinda likhuphe
Elo phunga liqhelekileyo,
Yekhofi endala, umphunga womphunga,
Kwaye uTaco Bell oneminyaka ubudala.
Kwaye xa ilixesha lentlanganiso
Ngokuqinisekileyo inyembezi ziya kuza kwiliso ngalinye,
Xa ungekho apho ukuze uhlale esihlalweni,
Kwaye khupha ukuncwina nokudinwa emhlabeni.
Kodwa masingagxili kwinto esiphulukana nayo,
Kuba ngokuqinisekileyo ungcono.
Yonwaba uchithe ixesha icimile iwotshi ngoku,
Kwaye cinga ngathi ngothando ngelixa usiya kude.
Imibongo ehlekisayo yomhlala-phantsi evela kubathandekayo
Amaqabane, abantwana, abazukulwana, kunye nabanye abantu ababathandayo bonke banoluvo lokuba ixesha lokuphumla elisandul 'ukufumana umhlala-phantsi lithetha ntoni kubo, kwaye kuhlala kwahluke kakhulu kulindelwe ngumhlala-phantsi.
Ngaba Ndikucwangcisele!
nguKelly Roper
Ukubheja ucinga ukuba iintsuku zakho zokusebenza zigqityiwe,
Ngoku umhlalaphantsi wakho ufikile.
Ndilinde iminyaka ukubona olu suku,
Kwaye uluhlu lwezinto eziza kwenziwa luye lwanda.
Yonke loo misebenzi uthe uya kuyifumana,
Nje ukuba uyeke ukusebenza,
Bafumbe phezulu njengeliso lendlulamthi,
Yithi, kutheni ujija nje kwaye uxhuzula?
Igumbi lokuhlala lifuna ukupeyinta,
Kwaye igaraji ayizukuzihlambulula.
Kwaye ndicinga ukuba umhadi wakho uyindawo nje,
Ukubeka ishelufu yam entsha.
Makhe sithethe ngasemva kwendlu,
Sekuyiminyaka ebukekayo.
Kuya kufuneka uyiphinde uyifake isod kwaye utyale imithi embalwa,
Hee, kutheni uphuma iinyembezi?
Ndicinga ukuba kufuneka wonwabe,
Ukuqala umhlala phantsi ngale ndlela.
Akukho kuchitha ixesha ndiziva ndikruqukile kwaye ndingenamsebenzi,
Ndinezicwangciso ezaneleyo zokukugcina uxakekile suku ngalunye!
Ngoku ukuba uthathe umhlalaphantsi ...
nguKelly Roper
Ngoku ukuba uthathe umhlalaphantsi,
Singachitha ixesha elininzi kunye.
Kutheni ungandiqhuba yonke indawo,
Kuzo zonke iintlobo zemozulu.
Singamamela unomathotholo
Xa undiqhubela emall.
Ndishiye emnyango xa kubanda,
Ke andiziphoseli ngengozi ndize ndiwe.
Xa kunetha ungandiqhuba
Kumzi womhlobo wam osenyongweni uSheri.
Okanye ndise kwindawo yokucoca
Ukuthatha iblawuzi yam endiyithandayo.
Xa kubanda kwaye kunomoya, ndithathe
Undigxothe ndibuya esikolweni.
Musa ukupaka kufutshane kakhulu kum nabahlobo bam,
Kungenxa yokuba bacinga ukuba abazali abapholanga.
Xa selitshonile ungandiyeka
Elunxwemeni endilithandayo.
Sukuba nexhala, ndiza kukubiza xa ndigqibile,
Ke lunga kwaye ugcine ifowuni yakho ifikeleleka.
Andikwazi kulinda ukuba siqale
Ukuxhoma ngoku ukuba uthathe umhlalaphantsi.
Ngapha koko, ndiqinisekile ukuba kuninzi esinokukwenza,
Undikhuthazile ngenene!
Imibongo ehlekisayo yomhlala-phantsi yootitshala
Ukuba uyamazi utitshala othatha umhlala-phantsi kwaye enoburharha obukhaphu-khaphu, le mibongo ilandelayo inokumlungela:
Ukukhwela endle kotitshala
nguJulie Kirk
Uthatha umhlala-phantsi ekufundiseni,
Ke, bamba intloko yakho ibe phezulu.
Njengoko ubhengeza ngekratshi,
Ngandlela thile usindile.
Isimo sokuziphatha, ukuphazamiseka,
Kwaye umsebenzi wesikolo.
Imisindo yeFart, spitballs,
Kwaye gum ukuhlafuna gwenxa.
Umceli mngeni wawuyinyani,
Kodwa imivuzo iyinyani.
Njengoko uyayiqonda yonke loo nto
Abantwana bafunde kuwe.
Ungancuma kwaye wonwabe,
Kuhambe kakhulu.
Ungaze ulibale ezo ntsuku xa
Ufuna nje ukuzimela.
Okwangoku, unethemba lokuba wenze igalelo,
Uyathemba okona kulungileyo.
Kodwa ngoku ukulungele
Abanye bafanele ukuphumla.
Kunzima ukukholelwa,
Lixesha lokuba uhambe.
Kodwa bonke abo bantwana
Uya kuhlala ngonaphakade entliziyweni yakho.
Ixesha lokujonga kootitshala
nguJulie Kirk
Lixesha lokujonga elingenalo elinye,
Xa ufundisa iminyaka emininzi.
Ukubona abafundi bakho bangaphambili
Imidlalo yeebhovu kunye neendevu.
Kunzima ukukholelwa abafundi bakho
Ndikhule ngoku.
Ndaye ndadlulela kwimisebenzi
Neentsapho ezizezabo.
Kwenzeka nini oku?
Akukho ndlela nje.
Kubonakala ngathi ibinjalo
Flippin 'izolo.
Kodwa intsimbi yokugqibela iye yakhala kwaye
Iipensile ziphantsi.
Uya kukhumbula ngamnye wabafundi bakho,
Nditsho neklasikhi ehlekisayo.
Uya kuhlala umhlala-phantsi wonwabile
Iinwele ezingwevu ziphezu kwentloko yakho.
Kodwa zikhona ukukukhumbuza
Kubo bonke abafundi obukhokele.
ususa njani ukungunda kwebala ezingubeni
Yonke loo minyaka yokufundisa,
Kunzima ukukholelwa.
Ukuzonwabisa kunye nokukhathazeka,
Kunzima ukushiya.
Kodwa lusuku lokugqibela lwesikolo kwaye
Udiniwe kwaye utyhafile.
Lixesha lokuqhubeka
Phambi kokuba wehle.
Ibiyindlela ende
Kwaye ngamanye amaxesha ngokuqinisekileyo uyaphambana.
Ngoku iya elwandle
Ukuphumla, phumla kwaye wonqena.
Gcina ukukhanya koburharha kunye nemibongo malunga nomhlala phantsi
Khumbula, uzama ukuhlonipha umhlala phantsi njengokuba ufaka i-levity encinci kweso sihlandlo. Ukukrokra ngobunono kuyakhuthazwa, kodwa izithuko eziqinisekileyo azivumelekanga. Qinisekisa ukuba uyayiqonda imeko yokuhlekisa kwaye uzamelungelelanisa umbongo wakhongokufanelekileyo ukuze wonke umntu ahleke kunye.
