Ukuba ngutata kunokuba hilarious njengoko kunomvuzo, njengoko ezi kuchaphulo olu funny utata bonisa. Ungazisebenzisa kumakhadi okubulisa ngoSuku lukaTata okanye ngemihla yokuzalwa, ukongeza kwizithuba zemidiya yoluntu, kwaye wabelane ngazo nabahlobo. Baqinisekile ukuba bahleke.
Izicatshulwa zeHilarious malunga nokuba nguTata
Akukho nto ishwankathela amava katata ngokufana nezi zicaphuno ezihlekisayo:
- 'Ukukhulisa abantwana kuphela komsebenzi apho usebenza khona iiyure ezingama-24 ngosuku kwaye oko kukudla imali.'
- 'Ukuba ngutata ngexesha lokulala kufana nokuba ngumqhubi otyunjiweyo ozama ukuphuma nabahlobo bakho.'
- 'Tata: iqhawe elibulala isigcawu.'
- 'Abantwana bam basoloko bendibuza ukuba nguwuphi oyena ndimthandayo. Andibaxeleli ukuba andithandi namnye kubo. '
- 'Akukho mntu ufuna ukubona utata edanisa, kodwa uyayenza.'
- 'Ukuba ngutata kuxa uqaphela ukuba ungathanda njengabantu abarhola kwimoto yakho amatyeli amaninzi.'
- 'Ukuba ngutata konke malunga nokuzenza iqhina lentamo zezona zipho zibalaseleyo owakha wazifumana.'
- 'Kwiminyaka emibini yokuqala, ukuba ngutata olungileyo ikakhulu kukugcina umntwana wakho ekufumaneni iindlela ezintsha zokudala zokuzenzakalisa.'
- 'Xa abantwana bakho bebancinci, baya kukuhlazisa rhoqo kwivenkile yokutya, kwiofisi kagqirha, epakini, naphina. Xa bekwishumi elivisayo, lithuba likaTata lokuba abuyekeze. '
- 'Akukho nto unokuyenza enokundoyikisa. Ndikhulise iintombi ezintathu. '
- 'Intombi yam ayinayo nayiphi na imiba katata, kodwa ndiyakuqinisekisa ukuba isoka lakhe liya kuba nalo.'
- Isitshixo sokuba ngutata omangalisayo kukuguga ngaphandle kokuvuthwa.
- 'Ndingumntu ogqithisileyo oqhelekileyo. Kungenxa yoko le nto ndingutata wamawele. '
- 'Ukuncokola ngelixa unabantwana kufana nokuzama ukwenza iirhafu zakho kwindlu yokutsiba enokungeneka.'
- 'Utata iziqhulo yindlela endigcina ngayo ndingalili.'
- 'Ndisebenze nzima ukufumana lo tata bod.'
- 'Umphathi wam undibiza utata.'
- 'Hayi nyani. Iziqhulo zikatata zibubungqina bokuba ndingoyena tata uhlekisayo. '
- 'Alukho uvuyo olufana nolonwabo olubangelwa kukwamkela abantwana bakho.'
- 'Ungayichukumisi imoto yam, ibhiya yam, okanye intombi yam.'
- Ndiyazi xa abantwana bam bedinga imali kuba kuxa behleka iziqhulo zam. '
- 'Akukho nto imnandi kunabantu abangenabantwana abandixelelayo ukuba badiniwe.'
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Ootata abahlekisayo bacaphula ebantwaneni
Ezi zicatshulwa zihlekisayo zilungeleAmakhadi oSuku kaTatakwayeIzipho Day kaTata, kodwa baya kufumana uncumo nangaliphi na ixesha lonyaka:
- 'Okukhona ndimdala, kokukhona utata ebonakala ukuba uyafunda.'
- 'Tata, ndinqwenela ukuba ndibuzuze njengelifa ubuchule bakho bokulala naphi na nanini na.'
- 'Kuhle ukuba sobabini siyazi ukuba ezinye izinto ziyinyani ngaphandle kokuzithetha ngokuvakalayo- ngathi ndingoyena mntwana wakho umthandayo.'
- Ndiyancuma kuba ndinotata wakho. Ndiyayihleka kuba akukho nto unokuyenza ngayo. '
- 'Tata, enkosi ngokuthi' ewe 'xa uMama esithi' hayi. ''
- 'Tata, ndinemfihlo. Ungoyena mzali ungcono. Ndicela ungamxeleli uMama. '
- 'Andizukuthengisa utata wam ngayo nantoni na. Kwaye kwakhona, akukho mntu undinike nantoni na okwangoku.
- Utata undifundise yonke into ayaziyo. Yiyo loo nto ndingazi nto. '
- 'Ubomi abuzi nemiyalelo, kodwa buza notata osoloko ephendula iifowuni zam.'
- 'Enkosi kwakhona, Tata, ngokungabulalanga nyhani abafana endandithandana nabo.'
Izicatshulwa ezihlekisayo zaBazali boTata
Bonisa ukonwabisa kwakho malunga notata wesibini obalulekileyo ebomini bakho. Ezi ngcaphuno zilungele ukubingelela amakhadi kwayeIzipho zikatata wesibini:
- 'Awunguye utata wam wesibini. Ungutata wam webhonasi. '
- 'Ungoyena tata ungoyena mntu kuba wakhetha ukutshata umama wethu, nasemva kokuba udibene nathi.'
- 'Awunakundoyikisa. Ndinabantwana besibini. '
- Ndiyaphambana ngokwaneleyo ukuba ndingangutata wesibini kwaye ndinethamsanqa ngokwaneleyo ukuba ndibangutata wakho wesibini.
- 'Abantwana bam babiza utata wam wesibini kuba' iqabane kulwaphulo-mthetho 'livakala lingakhathali.'
- 'Onke amadoda adalwe alingana, kodwa ootata bokugqibela baba kwinqanaba.'
Iimpawu zoTata eziMnandi zoTata abatsha
Ukuba uhamba ngokuhlamba umntwana kwaye kufunekaNika utata omtsha isiphokunye neengcebiso, olunye lwezi zicatshulwa lunokuhlanganisa izinto:
- 'Ukuba ngutata malunga nokwenza umntu xa ungenako ukubeka ndawonye indawo yokugcina iincwadi ngaphandle koncedo.'
- Ootata kufuneka bathethe ubuxoki obumhlophe kwasekuqaleni. Bakunika into ekhangeleka ngathi ngumnqamlezo phakathi kweGollum nebhola yesonka, kwaye ujonge umfazi wakho umxelele ukuba yeyona nto intle oke wayibona. '
- 'Iminyaka yokuqala kunye nomfazi wakho, ukuhlala kude kube ngesifingo kunye kuyathandana. Xa unabantwana, uyakufuna ukulwa naye de afe ukunqanda ukuba ibe nguye obona ilanga liphuma. '
- 'Ukuba ngutata kuthetha ukufunda ukuba ukutshintsha intaba yamanabukeni kungabutshintsha njani ubomi bakho bonke.'
- Ndanyuka ndaya endodeni ndaya kutata.
- 'Ngokunikwa ukhetho phakathi kokulala kunye nayo nayiphi na enye into emhlabeni, utata omtsha uya kuhlala ekhetha ukulala.'
- Ingcebiso katata omtsha: bafundise ukuba bakubize 'ubungangamsha bakho.'
- Ingcebiso yenkqubo: Funda indlela 'yokulungisa' iithoyi ngokususa iibhetri. '
Izicatshulwa ezidumileyo zoTata
Wonke umntu osuka kubabhali beVictoria abadumileyo ukuya kwiikomikhi zanamhlanje ezihlekisayo unobulumko bokudlulisela ngendima yooyise. Ezi zezinye zezicatshulwa zikayise ezihlekisayo ezivela kubantu abadumileyo:
- 'Xa ndandiyinkwenkwana ye-14, utata wam wayengazi nto, andinakukwazi ukuma ukuba nendoda endala. Kodwa xa ndandineminyaka engama-21 ubudala, ndandimangalisiwe yindlela awayefunde ngayo la mdala kwiminyaka esixhenxe. ' -UMark Twain
- 'Oomama, kunjalo, balungile. Bahlawula iindleko zesahluko kwaye bangamkhathazi. Kodwa ootata bayayikhathaza i-chap kwaye abaze bahlawule amatyala abo. ' -Oscar Wilde
- 'Ukuba ngutata ophumeleleyo, mnye umthetho opheleleyo: xa unomntwana, sukuyijonga kwiminyaka emibini yokuqala.' -U-Ernest Hemingway
- 'Ingcebiso ngotata, zama ukujonga umntwana wakho emehlweni ... wazi igama labo; ibaluleke xa ufuna into. Kwaye khumbula ukubondla. Yiyo yonke into oyifunayo. ' - Ngaba uFerrell
- Ndanika utata i-100 leedola ndathi, 'Zithengele into eza kwenza ubomi bakho bube lula.' Waphuma ke wayokuthengela umama isipho. ' -Rita Rudner
- 'Ukuba ngutata ayisiyonto nje yokutya ibhegi enkulu yeebhere njengoko umfazi wakho ezala. Kuthetha ukuba ukhululekile ngegama elithi 'iqhawe .''- URyan Reynolds
- Ndifumene eyona ndlela yokunika abantwana bakho ingcebiso kukuba bafumane oko bakufunayo emva koko ndibacebise ukuba bakwenze. - UHarry Truman
- 'Sasizibuza ukuba kutheni xa umntwana ehleka, wayengokaTata, kwaye xa wayenenapukeni elahlekayo enuka ngathi yindawo yokulahla inkunkuma,' Ufuna umama wakhe. '' -U-Erma Bombeck
- Kuya kufuneka ubhetyebhetye kuba zihlala ziguquka. Baza kwenza into eya kuvusa ingqondo yakho kwaye emva koko baya kutshica konke ukutya kwabo kwikhaphethi. -Neil Patrick Harris
- Kuya kubakho ingoma yabantwana: 'Ukuba wonwabile kwaye uyazi, zigcine kuwe kwaye uvumele utata alale.' '-Jim Gaffigan
- Utata uphatha imifanekiso apho imali yakhe yayikade ikhona. - USteve Martin
- 'Ukuba nabantwana kufana nokuhlala endlwini yabanye. Akukho mntu uleleyo, yonke into yaphukile kwaye kuninzi ukuphosa. ' -Ray Romano
- Ndiye emfazweni. Ndikhulise amawele. Ukuba bendinokhetho, kungcono ndiye emfazweni. ' -George W. Bush
- 'Utata ngumgcini-bhanki obonelelwe ngendalo.' - Umzekeliso waseFrance
Serious NgoTata
Ngamanye amaxesha, iikowuti ezihlekisayo zikayise ziyindlela elungileyo yokunxibelelana nokuba ubakhathalele kangakanani. Unokongeza ngakumbi ezinzuluutata ucaphula ezithi zisuke entliziyweniukubonisa utata okanye utata obalulekileyo ukuba ubaluleke kangakanani kuwe.
