Amanqaku othando awasayi kuphuma kwisitayile nokuba abhaliwe ephepheni okanye atayishiwe kwifowuni yakho. Yenza uthando lwakho luncume ngoncumo olukhawulezayo, oluhlekisayo ukumazisa ukuba umkhathalele. Ukuthandana kunye nabantu abatshatileyoyongeza ulonwabo kunye nolonwabo kubudlelwane baboNgoburharha kunye nezinto ezothusayo.
ukutya komngcwabo oza kukuthatha kusapho olusentlungwini
Ukulinganisa Amabinzana othando
Yonke indoda ithanda umdlalo olungileyo kumagama okanye umlinganiso wokuthelekisa. Mxelele indlela ezomelele ngayo iimvakalelo zakho ngokuthelekisa into anokuyifumana ihlekisa kwaye kufanelekile.Ukubeka iimvakalelo zakho ngamazwikunokuba nzima. Mnike imbonakalo akasoze ayilibale kwakamsinya xa ubonisa ukuba uziva njani.
- Ndiyakuthanda njenge-nerd ethanda isaphetha sakhe.
- Uthando lwakho lufana neziyobisi-ezisemthethweni ezisusa ukugula okanye iintlungu, hayi ezo zibulala abantu!
- Ndiyakuthanda njengebhayisikili ethanda iHarley yakhe.
- Uthando lwethu lungcono kuneTiger Woods kwikhosi ye-putt putt.
- Ndiyakuthanda njengokuba iscotch sithanda amatye.
- Ukuthanda kundenza nditshise njenge-sriracha kwipelepele yesiporho!
- Ndiyakuthanda njengendawo yekota ethanda impompo yenkohliso.
- Uthando lwethu lomelele kuneGlue yeGlue.
- Ndiyakuthanda njengoJimmy Hendrix uthanda isiginci.
- Ama-31 amaNqaku okuQala ngokuDibana noMhlobo wakho osenyongweni
- Imibongo ukusuka kuMama kuye kuNyana wakhe
- Iivesi ezingama-65 eziphakamisayo zeBhayibhile malunga nosapho
Iimpawu zoLuthando oluMnandi kunye oluMnandi
Xa ufuna ukuthumelaumyalezo mhleayonto imbi kakhulu, yongeza uburharha obuncinci ukwenza imeko ibe lula.
- Ukuthandana nawe ngokuqinisekileyo kubetha okunye ukuwa ebendinako namhlanje!
- Uyinto esinqwenelekayo endakha ndayithanda, emva kwekati lam.
- Yintoni emnandi ngakumbi kunepanda lomntwana eligudle usana lwentshontsho? Uthando lwethu.
- Ukuba uthando lwethu belunxantathu, ibiya kuba yinto entle!
- Ukuba ujongile nogqirha wakho, ndibheja ukuba uya kuthi unetyala elibi lokuthandwa.
- Uyathandeka kuba ndiyakwazi ukukudumisa.
Iingcaphuno zeSilly Sentimental
Izicatshulwa zothando zezokuqala kwaye ziphambili malunga neemvakalelo. Thatha umoya wothando nge-liner ehlekisayo ukuhambisa iimvakalelo ezinamandla kunye nokuhlekisa.
- Imali ayinakundithengela ulonwabo, kodwa ukuthanda unako!
- Ukundanga kwakho kundibambise njengempukane efestileni.
- Uthando lwenza abantu benze izinto ezingenangqondo. Umzekelo, indenze ndakuthumela lo myalezo!
- Umhle kakhulu uGerber ubizwa, bafuna wena njengesithethi sabo esilandelayo!
- Kuya kufuneka wenziwe nge-Iodine, iLivermorium, kunye neUranium kuba ndinguLv U!
- Unayo yonke into endiya kuyidinga: iingalo ezomeleleyo, intliziyo enothando, kunye nefriji egcwele i-ice cream!
- Bendiqhele ukuba likhoboka lekhofi, ngoku ndilikhoboka lakho!
Iimpawu zoLuthando oluMnandi olusuka entliziyweni
Iintliziyo luphawu olungafunekiyo kwindalo iphela lothando ukuze ulusebenzise ukwabelana ngeengcinga zakho zothando.
- Enkosi ngentliziyo yam inamalungu amane, kungenjalo andazi apho ndiza kulugcina khona lonke uthando lwam kuwe!
- Unesitshixo sentliziyo yam, nceda ungenzi naziphi na iikopi!
- Intliziyo yam iyatsiba xa ndibona abanye bethandana, kodwa iyagungqa xa ndicinga ngawe.
- Ndanxiba intliziyo yam emkhonweni wam, ke uyithathile; ungayigcina intliziyo, kodwa ndingawubuyisa umkhono?
- Enkosi ngokusoloko ndibona ukugcwala kwentliziyo yam kukodlula ukuzaliseka kwebra yam.
- Ukuba uguqula intliziyo ujonge ezantsi, ijongeka ngathi yimvula ehlangeneyo yamawele; yindlela endiziva ngayo xa ndinawe.
Mholo kusasa kunye nobusuku obuhle
Khanyisa usuku lwakhe okanye wenze indlela yakho emaphupheni akhe ngezi zicatshulwa zithetha ukushiya umbono ongapheliyo. Qalisa usuku ngenqaku lothando elihlekisayo, kwaye uyakukucinga imini yonke. Phelisa ubusuku ngebinzana elihlekisayo, kwaye uya kuphupha ngawe ubusuku bonke.
- Ukurhona kwakho kundivusile phezolo; Ngombulelo, uthando lwam kuwe lundincedile ndaphinda ndalala.
- Uthando lwakho lundivusa okwebhadi enespresso.
- Ndikuthanda kakhulu bendicinga ukuba uliphupha, kanti ndivukile sele ulapha. Ke, bendicinga ukuba ungomnye wamaphupha apho ndivuka ephupheni kwaye ndicinge ukuba bubomi bokwenyani!
- Ndiyakuthanda ukuba nawe kakhulu andifuni ukuthi goodnight, ke andizukuphinda!
- Ndiyakuthanda ukuvuka ebusweni bakho. Ukuphefumla kwasekuseni, hayi kangako, kodwa ubuso bakho bukhulu!
- Yonke imihla kufuneka iqale ngawe, kunye nekofu, kodwa ngokuqinisekileyo nawe!
IiNtetho eziMnandi ngakumbi
Izicatshulwa ezihlekisayo kulula ukuzifumana kwi-intanethi okanye ukuzenzela ngokwakho. Fumana enye ehambelana nolwalamano lwakho, iziqhulo ngaphakathi, okanye imisebenzi yomhla owuthandayo kwaye uyithumele kuye. Unokusebenzisa eziamazwinjengenkuthazo yokwenza ikowuti yakho yoqobo ngokutshintsha igama okanye amabini.
- Jonga ama-50 ezona ntetho zobudlelwane zihlekisayo kwi-intanethi Omangalisayo .
- Abahlekisi bahlala benamancoko ngothando. Jonga ezi 31 zingaphezulu kuchaphulo olu ukusuka kumagama amakhulu anjengoWill Ferrell noJerry Seinfeld.
- Humoropedia Uluhlu lwamagama angaphezu kwama-70 ahlekisayo ngothando oluvela kubantu abadumileyo, amanani ezembali kunye namaqhalo amadala.
- Hlanganisa ngaphezulu kwe-100 iikowuti ezingenangqondo ngothando, isondo, kunye nobudlelwane Uthando olusuka entliziyweni .
Ukuhleka nothando
Gcina ubudlelwane bakho bonwabile kwaye bunomdla xa uthumela lo mfo uthanda isicatshulwa esimnandi. Ezothandoubudlelwane kuwo onke amabakalainokubandakanya uburharha kunye nemiyalezo ekhethekileyo yokunceda ubudlelwane buzive butsha kwaye bukhula. Nantoni na oyithethayo, qiniseka ukuba isuka entliziyweni kwaye ivakala ngathi yinto yobuqu.
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