Ezona ziqhulo zicocekileyo zi-blonde zicoce ngomfanekiso othe ngcembe we-blonde ecekeceke. Zonke zenzelwe ukonwaba okuhle, nangona kufanelekile ukuba ulumke ekwabelaneni ngezi ziqhulo kunye nabahlobo bakho abaneenwele. Akufanelekanga ukukhubekisa umntu ukuze ahleke.
1. Kutheni le nto i-blonde yajonga kwisitya sejusi yeorenji?
Kungenxa yokuba isithi, 'gxila.'
Intsingiselo ephindwe kabini 'yokugxila' yenza umdlalo omnandi-ngamagama. Ikwadala umfanekiso oqinisekileyo wokuhlekisa womntu ojonge ngenyameko kwisitya sejusi yeorenji.
2.Uyigcina njani i-blonde ingathandabuzeki?
(Ndiza kukuxelela ngomso.)
Le yenye yezona ziqhulo zicocekileyo ze-blonde kuba intlawulo ayikhawulezi. Kukho umzuzu ngaphambi kokuba umphulaphuli okanye umfundi aqonde ukuba ihlaya likuye. Olunye umahluko kule joke kubandakanya ukunika umntu ikhadi esithi, 'Jika ujonge ukufumana indlela yokugcina i-blonde ixakekile iiyure' kumacala omabini.
3. I-blonde yaya kumatshini we pop kwaye yafaka idola. Kwaphuma ikola. Ufake enye idola. Kwaphuma ibhiya yengcambu. Waqhubeka esenza oku, esiba nemincili nangakumbi ngayo yonke into anokuyithenga.
Okokugqibela, kweza indoda emva kwakhe yaza yabuza ukuba angamvumeli na ukuba ayithengele into eselwayo. I-blonde yaphendula, 'Uyaphambana? Andizukuwushiya lo matshini ngelixa ndiphumelela! '
ubhala njani umbongo katata
Njengoko ufunda le joke, uqala ukuzibuza ukuba ucinga ntoni lo mfazi blonde. Xa umgca wepunch ufika, uzisa zombini u-'Aha! ' umzuzu kunye nokuhleka.
4. I-blondes ezintathu zazizokuhamba xa zibona umkhondo. Baqala ukuphikisana.
'Ezo ziingoma zeenyamakazi,' yatsho i-blonde yokuqala.
I-blonde yesibini yathi, 'Ezo ziingoma zeelk.'
Niyaphazama nobabini, ezo ziingoma zenyamakazi, utshilo owesithathu.
Bebesaxabana xa uloliwe ebabetha.
Esi sesona siqhulo sicocekileyo sicocekileyo kwabo banesithokothoko sobumnyama. Njengamahlaya amaninzi, ulonwabo lukwi-twist engalindelekanga, kule meko, xa intsingiselo yegama elithi 'umkhondo' itshintsha.
5. Iiblondes ezimbini zaqhuba zaya e mall zaza zalahleka izitshixo zemoto. Baphetha bema kwindawo yokupaka bexakekile bezama ukuvula ucango lwemoto yabo ngesixhumi sedyasi.
I-blonde yokuqala yathi, 'Andibonakali ngathi ndingawuvula lo mnyango!' I-blonde yesibini yaphendula yathi, 'Kulungile, ungangxama uzame ngamandla, iyaqala ukuna imvula, kwaye umphezulu uphantsi!'
Le meko ibonakala inzima ekuqaleni; abantu abaninzi bayayazi imvakalelo yokutshixa izitshixo zakho emotweni. Umgca wepunch wongeza konke okubaluleke kakhulu xa uqonda ukuba ezi blondes zimbini azikho engxakini, kwaye kukuswela kwabo ukuqonda okuqhelekileyo okungena endleleni.
6. Indoda eyimfama ihamba ingene ebharini ize ibuze umntu osebenza kuyo, 'Heyi, ungathanda ukuva ihlaya elikhulu elimhlophe?'
Ilizwi ecaleni kwakhe lithi, 'Qhubeka, kodwa ngaphambi kokuba uxele loo joke, ndicinga ukuba mandikuxelele ukuba ibartender blonde, ibouncer blonde, kwaye ndiyinwele ebomvu enebhanti elimnyama kwikarati. Kukho enye i-blonde ecaleni kwakho eyakha umzimba. Uqinisekile ukuba usafuna ukuxela ngoku? ' Imfama iyaphendula, 'Hayi, ungakhathali. Andifuni ukuba ndichaze iziqhulo kane. '
Ngale joke, phantse ulindele ukuba iitafile ziya kuguqulwa, kwaye ii-blondes ziya kuphuma ngaphezulu kube kanye. Nangona kunjalo, umgca wepunch uyibuyisela kwindawo eqhelekileyo yokuhlekisa nge-blonde.
7. Yintoni ehamba ngevroom, screech, vroom, screech?
I-blonde kwisibane esibomvu esidanyazayo.
Esi siqhulo songeza ukujika okutsha kumbono wemihla ngemihla, ke unokucinga ukuba umntu wenza le nto kanye.
8. Kwenzeka njani ukuba iblonde yenzeke ngexesha lokuloba ngomkhenkce?
Wayebalekiswa zamboni.
Xa uqala ukuva 'ukuloba ngomkhenkce,' ucinga ngemeko ethile, kodwa umnyango we-zamboni utshintsha useto ngokupheleleyo. Iziphumo zotshintsho kwenye ihlaya elidala umfanekiso ohlekisayo.
ubude obuqhelekileyo bobudlelwane ngaphambi koqhawulo-mtshato
9. I-blonde kunye ne-brunette yayihamba epakini, xa i-brunette yathi, 'Hayi, jonga intaka efileyo ehlwempuzekileyo'.
I-blonde yajonga phezulu yabuza, 'Uphi?'
Xa silonwabela eli hlaya, siyazihlekisa ngokwethu kuba ngumkhwa wokujonga phezulu xa ukhangela intaka- kuya kuba lula kakhulu ukwenza into efanayo. Nangona kunjalo ubunyani bokukhangela intaka efileyo emoyeni bububhanxa kangangokuba awukwazi ukunceda kodwa uhleke.
10. Wayenombala omdaka kangangokuba…
xa wayeye eholideyini wabona umqondiso othi, 'Isikhumulo senqwelomoya,' wajika wagoduka.
wayithengisa imoto ngemali yegesi.
uzobe ebunzi nge lipstick xa umntu emxelela ukuba enze isigqibo.
Ngokukhawuleza ukuya kwinqanaba, ngelixa ezi jokes zisetyenziselwa ukuchaza ii-blondes, ziyaziwa ngokuhlekisa phantse nabani na. Amahlaya ka-'Yo 'mama' asiseti esithandwayo solu hlobo loburharha, kuba 'kuYo' mama usisidenge, weza necephe kwiSuper Bowl. '
