Xa uukusebenzela ibhunga labafundi, ekugqibeleni ufuna ivoti ethandwayo evela koontanga bakho ukuphumelela. Kuba intetho yakho yomkhankaso ijolise kolunye ulutsha, hayi ootitshala okanye abazali, unokufumana okuninzi ngakumbi kuyilo kwaye uvule ngesingeniso esihlekisayo.
IiNtetho ezihlekisayo zeNgcaciso yeSithuba ngasinye
Kakhuluizimvo zentetho kwiindima zebhunga labafundikubandakanya ii-anecdotes ezihlekisayo okanye ukudlala kumagama malunga nesihloko somsebenzi uqobo okanye izinto eziqhelekileyo ezinxulumene nayo.
Amanqaku afanelekileyo- Izimvo zentetho zeNdima yeBhunga labafundi
- Intetho ehlekisayo Imizekelo yaBantwana
- IiSlogans zikaNondyebo weBhunga labaFundi kunye neeNgcaciso zePosta
Intetho ehlekisayo kaMongameli Intetho
Abanye abagqatswa bazokuza apha kwaye bakuxelele zonke izizathu zokuba kutheni kufuneka ubavotele. Ndiza kukunika isizathu esinye kuphela sokuba ungandivotela. Njengoko uMongameli uDonald Trump wathi, 'Abantu baya kundivotela. Ngoba? Mhlawumbi kungenxa yokuba ndimhle kakhulu. ' Kulungile, kuya kufuneka ukhethe uMongameli weBhunga labaFundi kuba ndinobuso bengelosi. Cinga ngayo, ngalo lonke ixesha ndicela inkxalabo yakho, yenza intetho okanye umhlaba udliwanondlebe kwiphepha lesikolo kuya kufuneka ujonge ubuso bam. Ukuba ufuna ukwenza lo nyaka kwayeezopolitiko ezikolwenikumnandi ngakumbi, cinga ukuba ngubani umntu ofuna ukumjonga yonke imihla, eyam okanye eyabo.
I-Hilarious Vice-President yeNtetho evulekileyo
Ndifuna ukuba nguSekela Mongameli wakho ukuze nonke nikwazi ukuqala ukundibiza nge Veep. Yinto elula leyo, bantu. Xa ndihamba ezantsi epasejini esikolweni, ndifuna ukuziva ngathi ndikwezinye zeevidiyo zikaYouTube zabantwana apho indoda esele ikhulile iqhuba iilori ezincinane zokudlala. Veep! Veep! Xa ndilinde emgceni isidlo sasemini okanye indlu yangasese, Veep Veep! Xa ndiphakamisa isandla sam eklasini okanye ndime phambi kwakho ndinike intetho, Veep Veep! Ke, nceda undinike umzuzu wexesha lakho kwaye ukuba uceba ukundivotela emva kwale ntetho, masiguqulele aba baphulaphuli babe kuhola wendlela ophithizelayo oziva ngathi ngolwe-5 ngo-5: 00! Veep! Veep!
UNobhala weSilly Intetho yokungenisa
Unobhala weBhunga labaFundi bakho kufuneka awathande amagama. Ndiyawathanda amagama kakhulu, ndiza kutya iAlpha-Bits kuphela kwisidlo sakusasa. Kwaye ngaphezulu, ndiza kutya iileta zokutya endinokuzisebenzisa ukwenza igama. Ke, yithi kukho 'T,' 'Q,' kunye no 'R' kwisitya, andinako ukuzizisa ukuba ndiziginye. Ndiyazithanda iipensile kakhulu, ndiyasilela kuvavanyo oluhleliweyo ngokuzenzekelayo kuba andikwazi ukuzizisela ukonakalisa ipensile ngokulisebenzisa. Ndiyakuthanda ukubhala kakhulu, ndinesandla sikanobhala oneminyaka engama-92 kwaye ndineminyaka eli-16 kuphela!
Ukuqhula kweNtetho kaNondyebo
Ukuba ixesha liyimali, sonke siza kuba sisityebi kakhulu emva kwale ntetho. Andiqinisekanga ukuba ngubani onoxanduva lokutshintsha kwemali, kodwa ndiyathemba ukuba ilungile. NjengoNondyebo, ndiyithatha ngokungathethekiyo imali yelingo, ngenxa yoko ndiyile intetho yam ukuze ndisebenzise ixesha esilichitha libe yimali yeklasi yethu.
Intro ezihlekisayo zalo naliphi na iNtetho yeBhunga labaFundi
Enye yezona zikhuluiingcebiso zokubhala intethoukunxibelelana nabaphulaphuli bakho kwinqanaba labo. Ulutsha lonke luyonwabisa kwaye luhlekisa, ke nika intetho yakho idosi yokuhlekisa ngesingeniso esihlekisayo.
- Umnumzana Smith, utitshala wethu othandekayo wezibalo, usixelele konke ukuba siza kusebenzisa i-trigonometry ngenye imini. Ndicinga ukuba ungutitshala omangalisayo kwaye ndifuna ukuba alunge. Ke, intetho yam iyonke iya kugubungela izinto ezichaseneyo nezikufutshane nemicimbi yesikolo sethu kwaye eya kundikhokelela ekubeni ndibekho.
- Xa usiva amagama athi 'iBhunga labaFundi,' kusenokwenzeka ukuba ucinga ngeqela labantu abadala, abaneenkqayi, abamhlophe abahleli benxibe iisuti ezinamaqhina bethetha ngazo zonke iingxaki ezibangelwa ngabafundi emhlabeni. Namhlanje, ukundinceda ndiphumelele kwinqanaba lam, ndiyakucela ukuba undicinge njengomnye waba bafana. Ngokukhethekileyo, ndingathanda ukuba ngoyena unesisu esikhulu ukuba awukhathali.
- Namhlanje, ndilapha taco 'bout into enzulu kwaye bendizama ukufumana indlela yokufumana ivoti yakho. Unokucinga ukuba imithetho yesikolo kunye nelungelo lokufunda lishishini le-nacho, kodwa uya kuba uyaphazama. Andizukuzama ukufumana ishishini lejalapeno okanye ndifumane i-saucy, kwaye ngokuqinisekileyo andizuku burrito ecaleni kwetyholo. Ukuba uyafuna ukuba lo nyaka uzive ngathi ngumnyhadala, ndivotele uMongameli. Kwimibuzo awukayifumani, ndingoyena mfazi ubalaseleyo kulo msebenzi.
Thetha Namahlaya
Imfihleloindlela yokuphumelela unyulo kwisikolo esiphakamileyoilele kwisakhono sakho sokudibana noontanga bakho. Umgca wokuvula ohlekisayo okanye umhlathi awuzukuthabathela ingqalelo kuphela, kodwa uya kubenza bacinge ngawe kwivoti.
