Imibongo kaRude Valentine isenokubonakala iphikisana nomoya weholide yothando, uthando kunye nothando olujikeleze uSuku lweValentine, kodwa kwizibini ezingekho kwi-schmaltz, umbongo okrwada unokuba yindlela nje yokuhamba. Funda indlela yokusebenzisa imfanozandi, ukudlala ngamagama kunye nokuhlekisa ukwenza iValentine ekrwadaUmbongo wakho.
Ukuthumela imibongo kaValentine Rude
Izinto ezimbini ekufuneka uzikhumbule xa kufikwa ekubhaleni eminye imibongo ebalulekileyo yeValentine: qiniseka ukuba babelana ngayoukuhlekisakwaye uphephe ukuba krwada kangangokuba uzibeka emngciphekweni wokuthuka endaweni yokubonwabisa. Xa isizaukubhala imibongo, simahla bhala izimvo zakho kuqala kwaye ingqondo yakho ibhadule njengoko usenza ubugcisa bakho obuchasene neValentine.
Amanqaku afanelekileyo- I-13 yeeNgcaciso eziMnandi zoLuntu
- Iifoto ezi-8 ezishushu zeendlela ezithandekayo zoKwanga
- Igalari ye-7 yoMhla wokuzonwabisa woMhla woMxholo
Iingcebiso malunga nokubhala imibongo ekrwada
Nokuba ufuna ukuba saucy okanye ukuhlekisa, umbongo wakho kufuneka upakishe inqindi. Gcina ukhumbula ukuba umbongo wakho awudingi ukuba ube mde kwaye uzotywe. Imigca embalwa enamandla inokufumana indawo yakho.
Imfanozandi iyanciphisa konke
Ukubhala umbongo okrwada kuqala ngokuqonda abaphulaphuli. Ngaba ubhalela ukubahlekisa? Ngaba usebenzisa ubukrwada ukufihla ukungonwabi ngokuba neemvakalelo? Ngaba ufumanisa ukuba krwada ukuhlekisa? Kulungile ukuba iimpendulo zayo nayiphi na yale mibuzo zinguewe. Eyona mibongo ilula yokubhala sebenzisa imfanozandi. Ileta yokuqala yegama ngalinye iqala ngoonobumba abafanayo, umzekelo, uyafuna ukubhala into ekrwada kuVeronica?
UVeronica, ngokuqinisekileyo uyintombi,
Vacillates iiholide ngokungakhathali,
IValkyrie enomdla.
NguHeather Long
Yinto elula elula, kodwa ngokuqinisekileyo ikrwada. Ke, unokufumana ubuchule ngemfanozandi.
Ehlekisayo kwaye Engcolileyo
Kwezinye izibini, uSuku lweValentine lunento yokwenza nezinto ezenzeka kwigumbi lokulala. Yeyiphi indlela ebhetele yokubhala umbongo wosuku lwe-Valentine's Day kunokuba ubhale njenge-limerick? Zama le kwi-sweetie yakho. Unokufumana ukubethwa ubuso bakho, okanye unokufumana amanqaku.
indlela yokufudumeza ubusi obhakiweyo
Kwakukho i-valentine enomdla kakhulu,
Yenza iswidi yam ifune ukundikhulula.
Ke sibethe ibhedi ngesantya,
Kwaye ngenzondelelo wenza isenzo,
Ngongcolileyo amapolisa kufuneka andibambe!
NguKelly Roper
Rude, krwada kancinci kwaye ngokuqinisekileyo iyahlekisa. Ndiyathemba ukuba iyakwamkelwa kakuhle liqabane lakho.
Ulwimi, uLwimi, uLwimi
Izithuko nezithuko zihlala ziyingcambu yesibongo esikrwada. Ngelishwa, kuyahlekisa kubantu abaninzi ukuba basebenzise iindlela ezingathandekiyo zolwimi lwesiNgesi abanokuzihlaziya ngazo. Kwelinye icala, ukuba krwada akuthethi ukuba kufuneka ube krwada. U-Blondes, umzekelo, ufumana i-rap engalunganga kweziqhulo ezininzi. Ke, ukuba ufuna ukusebenzisa i-blondeulwimi kwisihobe sakho, ungabhalela intombi yakho (okanye isoka ngaleyo nto).
I-blonde entle, eqaqambile kwaye intle,
Amehlo amnandi nomlomo phambi kwawo wonke umoya.
Phefumlela nzulu uthando lwam kunye nekati yepussy,
Phefumla nzulu ukuze intloko yakho ingabi tyaba.
NguHeather Long
Ngokuqinisekileyo ukhohlakele kwaye ngokuqinisekileyo unothando, kodwa ukuba akayithandi into yakho yokuhlekisa, ungalindeli ukuba uyayixabisa kakhulu.
Zama enye yeSarcasm
I-Sarcasm yeyomthandi kuphela onokuyixabisa, kwaye ayinguye wonke umntu oyenzayo. Nokuba wena neqabane lakho nabelana nothando olufanayo lobukrelekrele, sebenzisa lo mbongo ukrwada ngononophelo okanye unokuzifumana ubanda kulo mhla weValentine.
UValentine,
Ugqibelele ngendlela efanayo nobisi olumuncu obushiye kwifriji
I-curdled ngokugqibeleleyo xa ndiyigalela kwikofu yam ngale ntsasa.
Umhle, ufana nentlanzi entle yaselwandle ebhabha ngaphezulu
Ngobunono ngaphambi kokuba kuqhushumbe umntu ongezantsi kunye nomthwalo we-poo ovela esibhakabhakeni.
Uyamangalisa, kwaye ngamanye amaxesha ndiyazibuza ukuba sithini sobabini
Wound ndawonye kunye nokulawula ukuhlala unjalo imihla ngemihla.
ubhala njani ileta yombulelo ngomnikelo
I-Sarcasm ecaleni, andikwazi ukucinga ukuba ubomi bam buya kuba njani ngaphandle kwakho.
Andizukubona oko kukhanya emehlweni akho amnandi njengoko ufunda lo mbongo.
NguKelly Roper
Kuya kufuneka ujonge nzima ukufumana omnye umbongo wothando njengesiqhulo njengalo. Ukuba wenjenjalo, yixabise.
Owona mbongo weValentine
Nanku umbongo owoyikeka ngokwenene, ukanti uveza imvakalelo entle yothando oluhlala ngonaphakade. Umntu angayichasa njani loo nto? Ukuba ucinga ukuba iqabane lakho liza kufumana isigqebelo, le inokusebenza.
Ngokwenene ungoyena mbi,
Kodwa ngothando lwakho ndiqalekisiwe.
Kude kube sekupheleni kwexesha,
okanye ubuncinci bethuna, uzakuba ngowam?
NguKelly Roper
Ulumkisiwe ukuba enye yoyike, akunjalo? Ndiyathemba ukuba imbi kakhulu intanda yakho iyayihleka.
Ukuthi Hayi
Uhlobo lokugqibela lwenkondlo ekrwada luhlobo olukuvumela ukuba ujonge abanye abantu. Emva kwayo yonke loo nto, ayinguye wonke umntu ofuna ukusukelwa kwaye ayinguye wonke umntu onomdla kuye wonke umntu. Mhlawumbi ufumene izibonelelo zomhla okanye ezinye izibonelelo ezivela kwaba bafana okanye kumantombazana kwaye ngelixa uthe hayi, abafumani myalezo? UValentine okrwada angabamba umyalezo ekhaya kodwa ke ulumke ungazidibi kakhulu okanye zibuhlungu kakhulu.
Iiroses zibomvu,
Ubundlobongela buluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka,
Awuyivanga into endiyithethileyo;
Andifuni ukuphuma nawe.
Ithetha ntoni inamba eChina
NguHeather Long
Oku kulula, kuyasebenza kwaye akukho krwada.
Ukubhala imihobe kaValentine kaCheeky
Ukubhala into ehlekisayoUmbongo wosuku lweValentineokanye isicengcelezo yindlela ehlekisayo yokuchasana nokubhiyozela iholide kunye neqabane lakho, okanye ukwala umntu ngendlela enesidlele. Nje ukuba umamkeli engqondweni, yiza neenguqulelo ezimbalwa ezihlekisayo zakhoIsingqisho seValentine Daykwaye ucinge ukuba yeyiphi eya kwamkelwa ngokufanelekileyo.
