Amahlaya ahlekisayo kulutshaUkuxelela abahlobo kwenza ubomi bube mnandi ngakumbi. Ungabelana ngehlaya elinye, iziqhulo ezicocekileyo, kunye nokubuya okuhlekisayo kwe-IRL, kwezentlalo, okanye ngeetekisi. Ezi jokes zimnandi zabhalwa nguMichele Meleen.
Ucoceke amaJokes eSitayile esiNdala ukuze uxelele izihlobo zakho
Bhanqa ulwakhiwo lwaseklasini kunye nezixhobo zale mihla, iimovie, iimveliso, okanye izinto ezihamba kunye kwaye unehlaya elifanelekileyo.
- Ungamfumana phi umakhulu ungxamile? I-Insta-gram!
- Kutheni kungazukukhathaza ukubetha umhlobo wakho ngeelitha ezi-2 zesoda? Kuba sisiselo esinencasa!
- Yintoni idessert oyithandayo ye-android? Okokuqala yayiyikhekhe, emva koko idonut, emva koko iclair, emva koko i-froyo, isonka se-ginger, i-honeycomb, isandwich ye-ice cream, i-jelly bean, i-kit kat, i-lollipop, i-marshmallow, i-nougat, i-oreo, emva koko ipayi, kodwa ngoku ayiyithandi idessert konke!
- Iqhula liphela nini ukuhlekisa? Xa ibonakala.
- Yeyiphi idayinaso eneengalo ezincinci kuneT-Rex? Incwadi yetesaurus.
- Ubiza ntoni ngenkqubo yokwaluphala kwamadoda ekhephu? Ngumphunga.
- Wakhwaza ntoni utitshala xa evula igumbi lokufundela ngosuku lokuqala lwesikolo? Izixhobo!
- Yintoni engwevu neliwa? Iliwa.
- Xa utitshala wakho ebuza 'Uphi umsebenzi wakho wesikolo?' Kuthathe usuku lokugula. Kwakuneengxaki ezininzi kakhulu.
- Kutheni le nto ilifu laphosa amanqaku omculo endaweni yokuhla kwemvula? Yayiyi-SoundCloud.
- Kutheni ndingayigqibi le joke? Ndasweleka.
- Zeziphi iintlobo zezihlangu ezinokulingana iinyawo ezininzi kuzo? Iiveni.
- Kutheni ithotshi yayonwabile? Kwakhanya.
- Kutheni le nto abazali besoyika isiselo esinamandla? YayiliGongqongqo!
- Amahlaya ahlekisayo kunye namaqashiso kulutsha
- Iipranks ezihlekisayo ezingenabungozi zokuKhula okuKhulu
- Eyona Jokes ihlambulukileyo
Ihlaya labaselula elinye iLiners
Abaselula banomdla oyingqayizivele kwaye ezinye zeentlanzi ezihlekisayo onokuzixelela zi-liners enye kunye ne-punchline eyakhelwe ngaphakathi. Ezi ntlobo zehlaya zenza iimemes ezintle nazo.
- Ungafowunela ifowuni yam? Ndilahlekile. Ngokuqinisekileyo, kodwa ayizukuphendula.
- Ndigqibile ibhokisi yeeCon Flakes. Ungajonga umbulali wam wokutya kweNetflix okhethekileyo ngoLwesibini olandelayo.
- Kutheni le nto umntu angafuna ukuba yinkosi yengwe xa unokuba yingonyama? Ndibheja uCarole ubulale iMufasa!
- Ndizichule kakhulu izibalo, ndingayithatha le klasi ndivale amehlo.
- Ndibukele iziqendu ezininzi zeMandalorian, ndiziva iDizzney!
- Owona mzuzu ungathandekiyo xa ufumana i-cramp yesandla kwaye ugqibe ukuwangawangisa utitshala wakho phakathi kwentetho.
- Olo mzuzu uneentloni xa uzolula, kwaye kujongeka ngathi uzolile.
- Ndicinga ukutshintsha igama lam (faka igama lokuqala) kumdali. Abahlobo: 'Udale ntoni?' Igama lam elitsha.
- Xa umntu esenza i-dab, yithi 'Ungaphindi uyenze loo nto, ndinokuphatha i-dab encinci.'
- Ndondlula ibhedi yam. Ngoku kufuneka ndilale esofeni ukuze ndingaze ndiphinde ndiphinde.
Amahlaya amaninzi kunye neepranks zabahlobo bakho
Unokufumana iziqhulo kunye nemibono ye-prank kuyo yonke i-Intanethi. Jonga ezi ziqhulo kunye neepranks awungekhe ungene engxakini enkulu yokwabelana esikolweni.
- Amahlaya amnandi abantwanaziyonwabisa kuba zimbi kakhulu.
- Yabelana ngezinyeiziqhulo ezicocekileyo ezimhlophenabahlobo bakho blonde.
- Abanyeiziqhulo zasekholejinizilungele ulutsha oludala.
- Cwangcisa aIprank ephezulu emnandi engenabungozi.
- Ziphindezela kumhlobo oneisiqhulo esicocekileyo.
Yonwaba nabahlobo
Sebenzisa lonke olo hambo ukuya kwigumbi lokuhlambela okanye ngamaxesha epasejini ngokukhupha iziqhulo ezonwabisayo eziya kugcina abahlobo bakho behleka lonke iklasi. Izitshixo zokuxelela isiqhulo esikhulu esikolweni zezokuba zezentsusa, ngexesha elifanelekileyo, kwaye zigcine i-PG ukuze ungabinangxaki.
