Ubomi kunye nabantakwabo kunye nodade buzele yimizuzu ecaphukisayo, enomdla kunye neemvakalelo. Izicatshulwa ezihlekisayo, iintetho, iziqhulo kunye ne-liners enye malunga nabantakwenu bafaka amava okusetyenziswa kwiintetho, izipho ezizezakho, kunye nezithuba zemidiya yoluntu. Unokusebenzisa iikowuti zomntakwenu ezihlekisayo njengeenkcazo zeefoto ukubhiyozela Usuku lweSizwe lokuzalwa ngoAprili 10 eU.S.
Amahlaya kunye Namazwi Ngabazalwana
Nokuba kukwikhadi lakhe lokuzalwa okanye kwisidlo sangokuhlwa seKrisimesi, umzalwana ohlekisayo ucaphula kudade okanye umzalwana kuye umzalwana unokuba zombini zinentsingiselo kwaye zihlekise.
- Ubuzalwana-ukhuphiswano oludala lomntu.
- Umntakwethu ngoyena mhlobo wam usenyongweni ade andixelele. Ke, ngumntakwethu.
- Umninawa wam liqabane lam kulwaphulo-mthetho. Side sabanjwa, emva koko uyenzile!
- Abantu bathi umntakwethu kwaye ndibonakala ngokufana. Xa kukuncoma, ufana nam. Xa kungenjalo, ndikhangeleka njengaye.
- Ama-80 kaDade amaNqaku aSusela kuMnandi ukuya kwiNtsingiselo
- 85 IiNtetho zaSisi
- Amabali angama-81 oMzalwana kwiBond yaBazalwana baKho
Iimpawu ezimnandi zoMzalwana omncinci
Beka umntakwenu omncinci endaweni yakhe usebenzisa uburharha.
- Abantakwethu abancinci bafana neengxowa ze-bop, uyabetha kwaye bayaqhubeka nokuhlawula ngaphezulu.
- Inokuba nomlomo omkhulu, kodwa usengubhuti wam omncinci.
- Andikubizi ngobhuti omncinci kuba umncinci, ndikubiza ngokuba ngumninawa omncinci kuba lilungelo lam ukukujongela phantsi.
- Ukuba bendikhanyisile, ubuzakundixelela-yiyo loo nto ungumntakwethu okhanyayo!
- Baninzi abalinganiswa abadumileyo 'abancinci' egameni labo njengo-Little Richard okanye uStuart Little-mbi kakhulu ngekhe ubengomnye wabo, mzalwana mncinci!
Iimpawu zoMzalwana eziDala eziDala
Xa umntakwenu omdala efika kuwe ngelizwi elihlekisayo, kufuneka uxhobise ihlaya lakho elikhulu.
- Ukuba nomkhuluwa kundincedile ndafunda ukuba ngumntu ongcono. Xa esenza into entle, ndiyikopa kwaye xa esenza into embi, ndiye ndizame ukungamhleki.
- Eyona nto inkulu ngomntakwethu omkhulu yi-ego yakhe!
- Okukhulu akusoloko kubhetele, thabatha abazalwana abakhulu umzekelo.
- Inye into endihlala ndijonge phambili kuyo ebomini kukuba nokuba ndimdala, umntakwethu omkhulu uya kuba mdala!
- Bathi 'abadala balumkile,' kodwa andikakuboni ukubonisa oko njengenyaniso!
IiNtetho zoDade oMnandi kunye neekowuti
Ehlekisayoudadewethu ucaphula, iintetho, kunye nelinye i-liners yithuba lakho lokwazisa udadewenu ukuba akaze aphume kwinqanaba elifanelekileyo.
- UbuDade-ihlelo elidala lomntu.
- Ngamanye amaxesha abantu bathi abanakuze basihlukanise nodadewethu. Nalu uthsuphe: Ndinguye mhle.
- Oodade bafana noogqirha bengqondo. Akunakukhetha kodwa kukumamela ukukhala kwakho emva koko bajike bakuphange ungaboni.
- Ukuba noodade kufana nokuhlala endlwini kaCinderella. Ndimhle, ndisebenza kakhulu kwaye andixatyiswanga, kwaye babi.
- Udadewethu ngoyena mhlobo wam usenyongweni ade akope iinwele zam. Ke, ndiyakufunga ukuba wamkelwe njengowakwakhe.
Ukuhlekisa ngoDade oMncinci
Yazisa udadewenu omncinci ukuba uyakuhlala uyinyosi yokumkanikazi ngesicatshulwa esimnandi.
- 'Udade omncinci' uvakala ngathi ligama leqela lamantombazana elinokubetha elinye kuphela.
- Umntu kufuneka ukuba ucinga ngawe, dade omncinci, xa besithi 'kancinci kuhamba indlela ende.'
- Uncinci kwaye ndiyinto enkulu, yiyo loo nto ungudade omncinci kwaye ndingudade / ubhuti omkhulu.
- Kudadewethu omncinci, uya kuhlala ungaphantsi krelekrele kancinci, umncinci kancinci, kwaye uhlekise kancinci kunam.
- Xa ungumntwana omncinci, ujonge phambili ekukhuleni, oodade ababi kakhulu banamathele kule ndima ngonaphakade!
Ukuhlekisa ngoDade oDala oMnandi
Banokuba badala, kodwa oodade abancinci kunye nabantakwabo basenokuthatha i-jab koodade abadala ngezicatshulwa ezihlekisayo.
- Enkosi kudadewethu omdala owaphule yonke imigaqo, ngaloo ndlela endenzela imigaqo emitsha!
- Nokuba ungakanani na ubudala, ujongeka kanjani, okanye uziva njani, ndiyakuhlala ndikubiza ngokuba mdala, dade.
- Oodade abadala bafana newayini emnandi; kude kubemadala ubasebenzisela ukuvukela kuphela.
- Ungangumdala kunam, dade, kodwa kuphela kwento onayo kum!
- Bendi funa ukufana nosisi wam omkhulu ndade ndayiqonda lonto izondenza mdala nam.
Iingcaphuno eziqhelekileyo zeSibling kunye namahlaya
UkusukaAmazwi abantakwenuukuyaKucaphula intsapho, Imigca ehlekisayo ngoodade nabantakwenu yenza ukuba ukuhambelana kube mnandi.
- Abantakwenu abadala bafana nobulungisa besayensi yabazali bakho. Liqela lemifuniselo.
- Abantakwenu bafana neinshurensi yasimahla. Ukuba ufuna ilungu lomzimba elitsha, banesiphatho esifanelekileyo.
- Umntwana omdala uhlala ebeka ibha. Ndiyabulela ngokulunga uyibeke phantsi!
- Andizukurhweba ngabantakwethu ngehlabathi. Andinandawo yokuyibeka.
Iipun sibling
Sebenzisa igama elithi 'mzalwana,' 'dade,' okanye 'umntakwenu' kumdlalo ngamagama ukwenza i-pun yakowenu eyonwabisayo.
- Uloyiko lokuphoswa kukuba nomzalwana: Bromo.
- Abazalwana bahlala bekunceda simahla, basebenzela pro-bro-no.
- Umbiza njani umntakwenu xa ebonakala ngathi unodoli waseKen? Yophukile!
- Ngudade onjani ongakushiyi wedwa? Abaxhasi!
- Loluphi olona dade lukhohlakeleyo? Umncedisi!
Iingcaphuno malunga nokulwa kwabantwana bakowenu
Iingcaphuno ezihlekisayo malunga nabantakwabo abalwa njengabo bagqamisausukuzwano lomntakwenuziyahlekisa kuba ziyinyani.
- Abantakwenu banjengeevenkile ezakhelwe ngaphakathi, bahlala bethatha izinto ezingezizo ezabo.
- Xa abazalwana noodade bengena engxakini kufana nokubukela iikati nezinja zisilwa. Bathengisa iijabs ngelixa amabali abo ejikeleza.
- Xa umama wakho ekubuza ukuba kutheni ningenako nje ukuhlala kunye: Ngokuqinisekileyo, ubudlelwane obukude?
- Ukulwa kwabantakwenu kufana nemidlalo yebhola ye-t, akukho mntu uphumeleleyo kuba uMama ufuna ukwenza izinto ngokufanelekileyo kwaye ohlwaye wonke umntu.
- Amagama zezona zixhobo zibalaseleyo abantakwenu ekulweni, nokuba ngubani okhwaza 'Mama, uyandilimaza!' impumelelo yokuqala.
Ukuhlekisa iiNkcazo zeFoto zaBantakwenu
Ukusukaiikowuti ezihlekisayo zokukhuthazaukukhumbula abantakwenu, ii-caption zomzalwana ezihlekisayo ze-Instagram okanye iincwadana zodade zeFacebook ziyimfuneko ebomini namhlanje.
- Ngomfanekiso we-Yoda wakudala kunye nosana u-Yoda (ungabunciphisa ubuso bakho ebusweni bukaYoda): Sika kwilaphu elinye, thina, kodwa uYoda umbi!
- Ndinomfanekiso womntakwenu uselusana kunye nomntakwenu ngoku: Ndikuthandile ngcono xa ungakwazi ukuthetha okanye ukuhamba.
- Ngomfanekiso wakho kunye nesilwanyana / isilwanyana esihle: Xa ndathi ndifuna umntu oza kudlala naye, yile nto bendiyithetha!
- Ndikunye neselfie yakho ekhomba umnwe kwikhamera: andikuchukumisi!
- Isifo sengqondo somntwana ophakathi siyinyani, kubi kakhulu akukho lunyango!
Hleka Nomnye Nomnye
Umanyano phakathi kwabantakwenu uhlala ungenakuqhawuka ngamaxesha amnandi nanzima. Zihlekise ngomzalwana okanye udade wakho omthandayo ngentengo elula. Unokutshintsha umzalwana wakho othandekayo, udade, okanye isicatshulwa somntakwenu ukuze ulungele imeko yakho ngokufaka endaweni yezimelabizo kunye nokutshintsha ixesha.
